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Old Age - Emergency Toilet Paper

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For an old age person with a sense of humour. And week bladder and bowels.

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£ 2.99

Old Age - Emergency Toilet Paper

Old people have it bad. Old men tend to need a wee every 5 minutes, especially if they don't know where the nearest toilet is. Old women have problems when they laugh and older gents and ladies and gents both share the problem of incontinence.

None of the above is very nice, for them or us. So we have created an emergency toilet roll for those of old age that should go some way to avoiding too many embarrassing situastions.

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Product Dimensions: 3.1cm X 3.8cm
Packaged Dimensions: 12.5cm X 21cm

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Old Age - Emergency Toilet Paper

Old Age - Emergency Toilet Paper

For an old age person with a sense of humour. And week bladder and bowels.

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