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Bed Farts Eradication Mints

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Cures even the most persistent offenders

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Bed Farts Eradication Mints

Men, eh? Why do they like nothing more than to fart in bed. Some take it further - by baking their farts under the duvet, before a tactical waft just as you breathe in. To stop them giving you a Dutch Oven (technical term for duvet fart wafting), pop one of these in his gob. It all shuts him up for a bit too.

Bed Farts Eradication - Mints Product Features:

None of the claims on the front of this tin are true - the mints are more likely to cause more wind if anything
Your usual ingredients that go into mints. Words we don't understand, like Xylitol.
Packaged Dimensions: 8 x 5.5 x 2cm

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Bed Farts Eradication Mints

Bed Farts Eradication Mints

Cures even the most persistent offenders

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