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This board has the lyrics to the second most famous song in the English language (the most popular is Happy Birthday) - but as always with us, there's a twist - a very rude twist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor he's a jolly good fellow\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor he's a jolly good fellow\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor he's a jolly good fellow\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn second thoughts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe's a cock\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5\" x 7\" \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eComplete with coloured envelope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlank inside\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll cards are printed in the UK on paper sourced from sustainable sources and are FSC accredited\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDo not eat unless you are a hamster \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Guesswhatiforgot","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49952224313688,"sku":"BB96S19","price":1.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0850\/4092\/2968\/files\/board-silly-jolly-good-fellow-new.jpg?v=1756479494"},{"product_id":"board-silly-worlds-biggest-wanker","title":"Board Silly - World's Biggest Wanker","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"productTitle\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 class=\"productName\"\u003eBoard Silly - World's Biggest Wanker\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese clever cards are designed like those old cafe boards, but contain some offensive, witty and downright funny messages. This one is leaning on the side of just offensive, though. 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Clever innit?!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5\" x 7\" \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eComplete with coloured envelope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlank inside\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll cards are printed in the UK on paper sourced from sustainable sources and are FSC accredited\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDo not eat unless you are a hamster \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Guesswhatiforgot","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49952219890008,"sku":"BB117S19","price":1.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0850\/4092\/2968\/files\/toasted-happy-birthday-u-knob-new.jpg?v=1756479481"},{"product_id":"toasted-happy-birthday-slapper","title":"Toasted - Happy Birthday Slapper","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"productTitle\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 class=\"productName\"\u003eToasted - Happy Birthday Slapper\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHungry? 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Clever innit?!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5\" x 7\" \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eComplete with coloured envelope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlank inside\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll cards are printed in the UK on paper sourced from sustainable sources and are FSC accredited\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDo not eat unless you are a hamster \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Guesswhatiforgot","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49952219857240,"sku":"BB92\\S12","price":1.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0850\/4092\/2968\/files\/toasted-happy-birthday-slapper-new.jpg?v=1756479481"},{"product_id":"toasted-happy-birthday-wank-chops","title":"Toasted - Happy Birthday Wank Chops","description":"\u003ch1 class=\"productName\"\u003eToasted - Happy Birthday Wank Chops\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHungry? 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