When they can't remember what they were doing, or can't get up from their seat
Somebody fetch my prosecco....now!
Ding-a-ling Get me a cuppa!
This could be the first signs of alcoholism
Uncover 3 erect peckers and "WIN A BLOW JOB"
Scrub away magical washcloths
For the unstable person in your life...we all know one
Wrinkles gone in 20 mins!
Scratch a different quickie every day of the week
First aid mints to relieve procrastination symptoms
First aid mints to relieve the Monday blues
Are you producing enough, or is your spunk, junk?
Stress balls that look like testicles
Squeeze those cheeks!
Strangle the Snake
For those that claim they are hung like a donkey
No boring primary colour to twist here, groin fans
It's fucking urgent, God damn it!
Go on, stick the needles in
They do like to criticise, don't they?
A quick cleanup method
The Ultimate Anti-Stress Device
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