Put the bastard biscuits away...now!
The cat will have the fish du jour!
High-quality, weighted hand mirror
Let's get smashed (but not the glass)
A very tasteless list book thing
The apron will only defend so much
We think number 4 would be: "4. Snooze again." Obviously they ran out of space...
Everyone loves their granny!
Caution: do not slice sock up and then iron carrot
An appreciation for dry wit and sarcasm a must
First step to losing weight is taking the first measurements
Need somewhere to store your nuts and bolts, bits and bobs?
5 minutes if you're lucky!
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