Reaaly big and painfull toothbrush with a 1990's hair straightener
High-quality wood that will last through the most vigorous of naught bottoms
An appreciation for dry wit and sarcasm a must!
Hot water bottle in lovelty Bright Side lettering
The game of Snap! just got dangerous
A beautifully packaged, high-quality mug perfect for thirsty gardeners.
And you wake up believing you've got abs
It's worse than it looks - honestly
Candles, mood lighting and Marvin Gaye
Are you a "Knicker Loosener" or a "Knee tembler" kinda guy?
The perfect place to store your knick knacks!
Bribery constitutes a crime - remember that people!
An appreciation for dry wit and sarcasm a must
The wait for your bag might be a bit more enjoyable, but it will still be as long
For manly stuff like bits of plugs and wires and stuff
An ewer is an ornamental flower holder thingy...
It's the acceptable middle-class thing to do these days
Nee naw nee naw
Don't worry, we all eat our lunches an hour early too
No need to sit on the pavement to get your money anymore!
For secret naughty stuff
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