King of Diamonds - Lovers Knot. ooohhhhh Matron!!!!
It's for saucepans, not penises. Dirty minded people
The Real Man's Book Of Manly Knowledge
Frying Pan with Bottle Opener
A mighty 15oz (0.42l) mug
Let's blow this s*** up
For an old age person with a sense of humour. And week bladder and bowels.
Lost your marbles?
Meals where no teeth are required
A handy portable ear trumpet
Unisex, waterproof and non-stick.
Make sure you avoid the dogs arse look, by applying our new, scientifically advanced wrinkle filler
Design your own car to use as a money box!
A lovely gift for any child or adult to unleash their creative side with!
Ideal for kids and adults
Good as Germany, or as bad as England?
Times up, get wiping!
It already includes sweets!
When the bell starts jingling, its time to stop jiggying!
Pull my finger, go on pull it! Come on, pull it! PARP!
Fill one's drink, and fill it nooooooow!
Postal orders accepted - as are cheques. Old people love them
Let her out of the kitchen, just this once
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