Cheeky Titles - You Make Me Wetter Than An Otters Pocket
This is part of the original Well Cool range featuring cheeky, silly, and downright rude sentiments. Ever popular these bright, colourful and fun cards cause raucous laughter.
This cards cheeky title is "valentine You make me wetter than an otters pocket"
5" x 7"
Complete with coloured envelope
All cards are printed in the UK on paper sourced from sustainable sources and are FSC accredited
Do not eat unless you are a hamster
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Delivered by Royal Mail, taking 2-4 working days. Prices are set at £1.10 for any amount of cards. Normal postage rates apply when cards are bought with a novelty gift.
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Delivered by Royal Mail, taking 1-3 working days. Prices are set at £1.49 for any amount of cards. Normal postage rates apply when cards are bought with a novelty gift.
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Printed MessagesFont: Arial, Colour: Black
We now offer the service of printing a message onto the inside of your card, and printing a name onto the envelope - at no extra cost.
Just fill in your message in the box to the right of the product image, and then type in the name you want putting on the envelope in the appropriate box.
Both options are entirely free and optional. If you don't want your card printing, just leave the boxes blank. And you can just have the envelope printed, or just the card if you wish.
All cards are printed in a Black font colour, printed against a white background, using font style Arial. All envelopes are printed in black to avoid colour clashes with the envelopes.